So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
