people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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