plz talk dirty to me
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Randomize
