your thong is hanging out like whoa
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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