But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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