yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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