What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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