In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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