Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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