Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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