Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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