oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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