haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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