the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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