if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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