Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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