turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Two words: nipple clamps
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