like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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