if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
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