You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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