doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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