we're blogging at a bar
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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