I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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