STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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