no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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