How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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