Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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