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I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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