Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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