You really coming over, don't trick.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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