We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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