I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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