i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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