weddingsv make me drug and hornr
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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