Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
