Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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