is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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