Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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