dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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