his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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