he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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