remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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