But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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