Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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