Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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