have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Two words: nipple clamps
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