i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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