That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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