yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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