Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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