At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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