We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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