Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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